Thanks loads, America's Got Talent.  We will never, ever be able to unsee Howard Stern and Howie Mandel making out.

Nothing says peace on Earth and goodwill for all of mankind like Larry the Cable Guy, Tony Orlando and fake reindeer.

Photogenic Irish family pop group the Corrs introduce a new funny-looking, slightly slow band member.

Mr. Bean on the beach outside of the Carlton Hotel in Cannes, France.  Talk about the sublime and the ridiculous.

As long as we are heaping shame on the scenic sands of Cannes, here is Borat on the same beautiful stretch of beach.

Congratulations to Sheryl Crow for finding my first babysitter's pants.

Thank goodness for those strategically placed logos.  We'd hate for people to think Fear Factor was exploitative.

What's cooler?  Etta James or this great old car she's posing in?  Sorry, Etta...

Catherine Zeta-Jones' Chicago co-stars try to figure out how she got Linda Ronstadt's hair.

The ska look ain't dead, man, as long as U.S. Bombs are carrying the torch.