See Spot Run
See Spot Run.
Run, Spot, run!
See the hideous movie coming up on
the screen!
See a dog with less personality than the
plush toy that will undoubtedly come out if this
film lasts even a week in the theaters.
See David Arquette make an even bigger ass out of himself than
he did in Ready to Rumble and those annoying
1-800-CALL-ATT commercials.
See Paul Sorvino play a
mobster… for like the millionth time in his career!
See Michael Clarke Duncan lose all the acting
goodwill he had built up with his solid performances
in The Green Mile and The Whole Nine
Yards.
See a 94-minute comedy that doesn’t have
one single laugh.
See it sold as a family film
because it has a cute dog and a cute kid, despite
the fact that the violence and pratfalls in this
movie shouldn’t be seen by anyone under
fifteen-years-old. Or… for that matter, it shouldn’t
be seen by anyone under a
hundred-and-fifteen-years-old.
Run! Run! See the
audience run out of the theater.
Run, audience, run!
(3/01)
