Picture this.  A struggling actor (Jeff Conaway 
        of Grease and Taxi) is desperate to become a huge movie 
        star, so he moves to San Francisco (ah, yes, the center of the 
        entertainment world) and takes a job in a local drag-queen cabaret.  
        When the heartless owner of the place (Martin Landau of Mission: 
        Impossible) is murdered, the entire bar sees the misunderstood 
        thespian running out in full female attire with the murder weapon.  
        Everyone believes that he is guilty, except for his adoring fiancée 
        (Genie Francis of General Hospital) and her meddlesome, 
        mystery-writing aunt.  Can they prove his innocence?  Who else 
        could have done it?  Is it the nightclub comic (Gabriel Kaplan of 
        Welcome Back Kotter) who is so corny that he does his act from a 
        drum kit (the easier to give his own rim-shots) and yet is still up to 
        be the host for a splashy national talk show?  Is it his weaselly 
        agent (Bart Braverman of Vegas) who can't get the boss man to 
        budge on his star's contract?  Is it the bitter wife (Carol 
        Lawrence of whatever it is that Carol Lawrence has done) who will 
        inherit this inexplicably popular gay bar?  Is it her torrid lover 
      
      
        (Dick Gautier of Get Smart!), 
        also the grande dame of the drag show?  (Drag don't mean gay, 
        baby!)  Mix in Harry Guardino as a gruff-but-lovable Police Chief 
        and Barbara Rhoades as generic eye candy.Welcome to the surreal 
        world of Murder She Wrote. 
        It is a world where has-been 
        TV actors kill other has-been TV actors.  A world where everyone 
        has read a series of books by our star, Jessica (J.B.) Fletcher (Angela Lansbury).  
        A world where a woman can go to any state in the union and stumble upon 
        a killing.  (Most of us, no matter how well traveled, have not been 
        witness to even one.)  A world where the police (and the military 
        and even the KGB) not only put up with, but actively solicit the 
        deductive savvy of a mystery novelist who had never had any experience 
        fighting crime other than writing about it.  A world where this 
        same woman will be offered other jobs she has no experience at just 
        because she is a minor celebrity, like Professor, co-owner of a football 
        team and U.S. Congressman.
        
         Yet, for all its weird 
        quirks, it is a strangely seductive, fascinating world.  It is 
        comfort food television, low in nutrients and not very good for you, but 
        it does taste good going down. 
        The basic Murder She Wrote plotline goes like 
        this; Jessica Fletcher leaves her idyllic home in Cabot Cove, Maine 
        (okay, it's really the same part of the Universal Studios back lot which 
        was used as Amity Island in Jaws) and goes to meet one of her 
        nieces or nephews (played by B-celebrities like Lynn Redgrave, Genie 
        Francis, James Stephens, Eddie Barth and Belinda Montgomery) who is 
        getting married/promoted/over the tragic suicide of their husband. 
        (Jessica has 
        about 1,000 nieces and nephews spread all over the world, apparently...)  
        A mysterious killing casts suspicion on her relative, so dear old Aunt 
        Jess starts snooping around to find the real murderer.  
        There's always someone there who blurts, "It's like 
        something from one of your books."  The cops give her a hard time for snooping in their 
        cases, but they really appreciate the insights that the spinster gives 
        them into the world of crime.  
        "Sergeant, you need to eat 
        more carrots to improve your eyesight," Jessica tells Gregory Sierra (of
        Barney Miller) as a friendly rebuke when she disagrees with his 
        theory of a  murder.  
         
        Eventually, after about forty minutes of chasing down 
        red herrings, Jessica has a moment of epiphany where she realizes who is 
        responsible for this dastardly deed and confronts the killer.  At 
        first, the killer will claim innocence ("Come on, lady, you been smoking 
        funny cigarettes or something?" one killer protests when Jessica tells 
        her hypothesis of his acts, but he knows the gig is up.)  Then the 
        killer will threaten to off her, but at the knick of time the cops show 
        up and foil his plan.    
        You have to wonder – with doing all that jetting around 
        the world and solving so many mysteries – when Jessica has time to write 
        the dozens of books (all written on a manual typewriter!) that she has 
        apparently put out since she started writing in her sixties. 
         
        However, just because a series has a formula does not 
        mean that it can't be fun and interesting.  Jessica gets plopped 
        down in the worlds of publishing, football, jazz, Mediterranean art, 
        academia, pleasure cruises, amusement parks, horror movies and many 
        others and walks away looking like the smartest person in the room.  
        This could be insufferable in the wrong hands, but with the talented and 
        lovable old pro Angela Lansbury in the role, Jessica is charming and 
        always welcome. Murder She Wrote 
        is the show that single-handedly gave CBS its reputation as "the Tiffany 
        Network" in the eighties and nineties – there wasn't much on the 
		net for younger folk, but it was a great option for the older 
		demographics.  The surprise popularity of this show (and the series 
		ended up airing for twelve seasons) gave rise to a new series of 
		senior-skewing mysteries –
        Matlock, Diagnosis Murder and The Father Dowling Mysteries 
        were some of the more popular titles.  However, not all of these 
        shows caught on.  For example, A Murder She Wrote spin-off 
        called The Law and Harry McGraw, featuring a pre-Law & Order
        Jerry Orbach as a tough-as-nails noir gumshoe, only lasted a few 
        months.  Harry McGraw was introduced here in the episode "Tough 
        Guys Don't Die," but the smash-up of Jessica Fletcher's Miss 
        Marple-esque detecting technique and Harry McGraw's Sam Spade take on 
        the biz led to a bit of an awkward mix.  This is demonstrated by 
        this early meeting between our two heroes, the day after Fletcher caught 
        him breaking into her house. 
        "Look, Mrs. Fletcher, why don't you take some advice?  
        Why don't you devote that boundless energy of yours to needlepoint or a 
        bridge club," Harry tells her dismissively. 
        She tries to be reasonable 
        with him, answering calmly, "I tried that.  It's precisely the 
        reason I wrote my first book.  I was bored out of my mind." 
        
         To which the tough shamus 
        bats back with, "Well, I read your first book, and I was bored out of 
        my mind." 
         "Ah, that's your 
        privilege," she answers huffily. It 
        is not our privilege, though, because Murder She Wrote may be 
        many things, but it is not boring.  
        The mid-80s clothes and 
        hairstyles may get a little distracting, but the show still exerts a 
        warm and enjoyable fascination.  This comes partly from the murders 
        themselves, which are interesting without being too knotty; you don't 
        need a Ph.D. in Sherlock Holmes to figure out who did what and why.  
        However, the real charm of
        Murder She Wrote is in its nostalgia.  Future stars show up 
        in odd places, like Andy Garcia playing "1st White Tough" who tries to 
        mug Jessica in a bad part of town in the pilot film and Joaquin Phoenix 
        (then known as Leaf Phoenix) playing Jessica's 
        hamburger-and-haunted-houses-lovin' great-nephew.  It's also striking 
        to see Leslie Nielsen in his earnest pre-Naked Gun acting mode 
        again, and interesting how little his work in comedy and drama really 
        varied.  More importantly, for twelve years, the show provided an 
        occasional paycheck for such long-forgotten celebs as David Doyle, James 
        Coco, John Schuck, Joanne Whorley, Lynda Day George, Vicki Lawrence, 
        Jan Smithers, Dick Butkus, 
        Bruce Jenner, Cesar Romero, George Kirby, Bobby Sherman, William Conrad, 
        Peter Graves, Ned Beatty, Howard Duff, John Saxon, Lyle Waggoner, 
        Melissa Sue Anderson, Samantha Eggar, Dean Jones, June Allyson, Van 
        Johnson, Kim Darby, Diana Canova, Edie Adams, Linda Kelsey, Gary Sandy, 
        Mark Shera, Milton Berle, Patrick O'Neill, Richard Sanders, Garrett Morris, Judy Geeson, 
        Robert Goulet, Barbara Babcock, Fritz Weaver, Gary Lockwood, Tim 
        Thomerson, Morgan 
        Brittany, Paul Sand, Robert Reed, Diana Muldaur, Kenneth Mars, Pat 
        Harrington, Linda Blair, Michael 
        Constantine, Rue McClanahan, Eddie Bracken, Martha Raye, Kay Lenz, Bo 
        Hopkins, Ed Ames, Joey 
        Bishop, Linda Purl, Piper Laurie, Ken Howard, Noah Beery Jr., J.D. Cannon, Clu 
        Gulager and Stella Stevens.  And the list goes on and on. Now, 
        that's entertainment! 
          
      
        
		
        Jay 
      S. 
        Jacobs 
        
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