Other than the Seavers on Growing Pains, was
there ever a more shockingly grotesque suburban TV family than the Munsters?
America’s automatic response, of course, is The Addams Family, but
don’t even go there. Sure, the Addams were creepy, kooky and altogether ooky,
but they were far from grotesque. The Addams were harder to peg: were they
simply bohemian? Were they otherworldly, or just bafflingly eccentric? The
Addams were a puzzlement – the Munsters didn’t hint, nudge or snap their
fingers cryptically – they were the real deal.
Not to deny Gomez and
Morticia their props. Although the Addams did what they could to give a
very-much-needed “up yours” to conformity, it was the Munsters who turned
the kitchen table on boring-as-white-bread breeder comedy and knocked it on
its fat ass. Their first season is now available on DVD, with all 38 (count
‘em! 38!) episodes of sheer brilliance (including the never-before-seen,
thirteen-minute pilot, in color, originally meant only for network
executives!).
It is an understatement to
say that screening these episodes in adulthood is even more joyous and
meaningful than the hours you spent as a youth watching them on UHF. The
passage of time has only served to deepen the meaning of what it’s like to
be the odd man out and not give a shit.
The amazing performance of
Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster (a role he went to his grave regretting) is
literally breathtaking. His body language, keen sense of ironic humor and
perfect delivery of ghoulish one-liners in a child-like, alive manner
should be a vital visual aid of acting coaches until the end of time. His
ability to make comedy happen while handicapped by major-league cosmetics
and prosthetics is an under-appreciated miracle; his comic timing is as
perfect as a Swiss clock. Gwynne’s story is a sad one: the actor is so damn
good that he is literally trapped in the role (however, toward the end of
his life, he was able to find his footing again, particularly as the judge
in the excellent My Cousin Vinny).
Yvonne DeCarlo, as wife
Lily, reportedly took the job only because she needed the money, but made
the character work because she didn’t camp it up. Despite the wig, the
makeup and the get-up, she played the role straight, and she worked a
marvel. Al Lewis, as Grandpa, made use of 1001 facial expressions, and
nobody seemed to purely enjoy working a role and living it for years
afterward as much as Lewis. To watch an actor this good relish a role that
good does your heart good. Of course, we never quite know what Grandpa is:
werewolf? Dracula? Usually, the description changed to fit the content of
the episode (and while we’re at it, why did Lily call her own father
“Grandpa?”).
The seemingly
uncomplicated role of Marilyn (played for the first lucky thirteen episodes
by Beverly Owen and then taken to the finish line by Pat Priest) is thought
provoking. We all appreciate the irony that Marilyn is the “plain, awkward
one,” but the actual character herself is so breathtakingly exquisite, so
loyal and true, that we can’t help but stare and be distracted by her
perfection. The one weak link in the series is that the writers never really
gave Marilyn enough to do; situations featuring her at the center would have
been the most fascinating – far more interesting than her dates scrambling
over the wall and into their cars after glimpsing Uncle Herman.
Unfortunately, all Marilyn has to do, in most cases is say, “What do you
mean, Aunt Lily?” or “Why do you say that, Uncle Herman?” Sadly, her
psychology would have been the most intriguing to unravel, but it was
unexplored.
We see less of Eddie
(underplayed nicely by Butch Patrick) than we may have remembered as
children. He actually logged very little screen time (probably due to child
labor laws), and his character was almost an afterthought. However, his
total idolization of his father, whom he adoringly called “Pop,” made for a
sweetness that is all but gone from the current TV landscape. Actually, his
lack of pretension is refreshing, especially when compared to today’s TV
child-monsters, most of whom are far less realistic and far more unappealing
than Eddie could ever be.
The razor-sharp depiction
of an oddball but oblivious family stuck in a Pleasant Valley Sunday in
Status Symbol Land still ferments like a fine wine. The roadblocks that you
think will stand in your way of pure, unadulterated enjoyment only serve to
enhance your experience: black and white broadcasts, a generic laugh track,
awkwardly re-recorded voiceovers when the characters are outside, stale
references to Sonny Liston, Pat Boone, and Richard Burton, the occasional
Lucy-type schtick-ala and the depressing set won’t get in your way.
You only have to hear Lily say, “Herman is the level-headed one in the
family,” or Herman say, “People are dying to get in [to the funeral parlor].
It’s because of their new layaway plan,” or Grandpa say, “There is no sense
in putting the hearse before the horse,” and you know that you’re home
again, at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. It’s prime-time Poe.
By 1964, the year both
The Munsters and The Addams Family debuted, there was nowhere
else for the nuclear family to go on television. After more than ten years
of befuddled dads mistakenly eating the pie that was meant for the bake
sale, America had had it (both on TV and off). Little did they know that the
culture itself was about to shift into overdrive, much like the wicked
Munstermobile (half hearse and half hot rod). Little did Middle America know
that neighbors far weirder and more macabre than the Munsters were about to
move next door, but the simmering of revolution got its start on national
television. Most of the results of the cultural change didn’t make it onto
the network schedule for another ten years, but the seeds were already
planted on the wild side: cuddly castaways, oil-rich hillbillies, identical
cousins, and suburban witches, genies and Martians were passively
aggressively subversive. Ozzie and Harriet, Hazel, the Andersons and Donna
Reed were given their walking papers. It was now midnight on TV, ruled by
the occult. Unfortunately, the basic plot lines did not change – the bake
sale pie was still eaten by mistake, only now it was done with special
effects.
Ironically, The Munsters
was brought to us by the good folks who created the most mainstream of all
TV families: the Cleavers of Leave It To Beaver. However, this isn’t
so difficult to comprehend. Bob Mosher and Joe Connelly, who once gave us
June Cleaver vacuuming in her pearl necklace and evening dress, now served
up Lily Munster vacuuming with the dust coming out of the vacuum
cleaner. That writing and production team must have relished every minute of
it, giving middle American the middle finger. And how refreshing it must
have been to see a family that consisted of mom, dad, son, niece and
grandfather. Hard to believe these days, but a family dynamic like that
actually contributed to the Munsters’ weirdness back then. Still, as
“frightening” as the Munsters were supposed to be, their use of polite
language and good manners is more shocking by today’s standards than their
mere appearance. Their language is filled with pleasantries you almost never
hear anymore, including “Good day,” “I beg your pardon,” “Pardon me,” “I’m
terribly sorry,” and “charmed to make your acquaintance.” The fact that this
type of respect is all but gone from today’s world (both on TV and off) is
the scariest fact of all.
Controversial subjects
were still taboo on TV at this time, but Mosher and Connelly were still able
to sneak in a few zingers: when Leo Durocher watched Herman hit a baseball
about eight miles, he said, “I don’t know whether to sign him with the
Dodgers or send him to Vietnam.” And when Herman lost his job at the funeral
parlor, Grandpa told him, “You should be on Skid Row, but with President
Johnson wiping out poverty, you’ve got nowhere to go.” Sexual innuendo was
light years away from TV comedy, but the widow Cartwright next door (played
by Jean Willes) seemed to get her freak on for Herman once the initial
fright wore off. We can only imagine what went on in that lonely mind of
hers.
The series was often
enlightened by TV’s dependables, including Paul Lynde as the nearsighted Dr.
Dudley, Harvey Korman and Gavin MacLeod (appearing more than once in various
roles), and a one-time but mind-blowing performance by powerhouse actor John
Carradine as Mr. Gateman, the owner of the funeral home in which Herman
worked. Also in the first season was the classic episode in which The
Standells performed at a beatnik party (no surprise here that The Standells
are considered the grandpappies of punk rock, making themselves right at
home on Mockingbird Lane). Upon their departure, they say to the Munsters,
“We really dig you people,” and Grandpa repies with, “Someday, we’ll return
the favor.”
Lily, at first, was not
hep to the fact that The Standells were their guests. She confides worriedly
to Herman, “What will the neighbors think when they see all these weird
people coming and going from this house?” Continuing her lack of openness to
change, she says to Herman upon entering a nightclub, “Let’s hope it’s not
one of those beatnik joints. If there is anything I can’t stand, it’s weird
people!”
Of course, the funniest
part of any Munsters episode is the very end of the closing credits, which
features the hilarious disclaimer “any resemblance to any persons living or
dead is purely coincidental.” Bullshit. The Munsters are us.
Ronald Sklar
Copyright ©2004 PopEntertainment.com.
All rights reserved. Posted:
September 18, 2004.