Color Me Kubrick
    
    Color Me Kubrick
    is an odd duck of a movie.  Much of it is 
    rather enjoyable and it is certainly worth seeing, but you do have to wonder 
    why such a lightweight story was made in the first place.  I can only 
    assume it is because director Brian Cook and screenwriter Andrew Frewin knew and worked with the famed 
    director Stanley Kubrick extensively.  Cook and Frewin were aware of how the "true-ish story" (as the poster 
    and credits refer to the film) effected their mentor, though from what I 
    hear Kubrick was more amused than offended by the identity theft which forms 
    the backbone of the plot.  Perhaps the film idea was 
    something of a tribute to the late filmmaker.  Still it seems an inside 
    joke, more of a personal nod than one that an audience in general would 
    share.
    
    Color Me Kubrick 
    tells the tale of Alan Conway, a balding, gay, British con man 
    who became a 
    pop-cultural footnote in the 1990s by using a somewhat extravagant scam.  
    He conned dozens of people into believing he was the reclusive filmmaker 
    Stanley Kubrick.  Through his assumed fame, he was able to get money, 
    free food and drink, sex and travel.
    
    The movie suggests that 
    Kubrick was so reclusive that  no one knew who he was and what he looked 
    like.  Conroy actually looked and acted nothing like the man, including 
    not having the famous beard.  (In fairness, Conway does take the time 
    to tell one person he shaved it.)  In fact, they had a character who had extreme access to the New 
    York Times press archives state that they were only able to find one picture 
    of him from 1971.  The truth is, though, even as a moderately 
    interested party I do have a very clear memory of his visage through a 
    series of pictures released of him over the years.  Granted, perhaps 
    the average person on the street wouldn't know what he looked like, but the 
    fact that they felt the need to put this false proviso there shows that they 
    were a little unsure of the believability of their source material.
    
    
	The problem here is, you 
    never really get for a second why so many seemingly intelligent people fall 
    for his act.  Conway, as portrayed by Malkovich, has a strangely 
    flamboyant and odd pattern of speaking and acting.  He always seems to 
    be a few seconds behind everyone else, a dead giveaway that he's working out 
    the angles.  He's constantly babbling on about latest projects that 
    make no sense nor do they seem the least bit salable.  And eventually, 
    wouldn't everyone catch on to the fact that he never pays for anything?  
    He was even reckless with his characterization -- playing the role in front 
    of New York Times scribe Frank Rich, who quite possibly would know the 
	director, and 
    if not would certainly have access to information that could prove or 
    disprove his contention that he was the filmmaker.  Even worse, the 
    whole Rich thing was just for hubris -- he got nothing from the 
    critic, in fact he gave his wife a gift of a (probably worthless) ring.
    
    As one of the few 
    characters here that called him on his ruse points out, for a con man at 
    least he could have done his research.  
    I mean, I only have a 
    rudimentary knowledge of the director's work and even I knew that he didn't 
    direct Judgment at Nuremberg.  It's not like the notoriously 
    perfectionist director was particularly prolific -- in the later stages of 
    his career he'd go years between movies.  He only made thirteen movies in 
    a career lasting well over 40 years.  You'd think that a man who had 
    dedicated his life to portraying the man could memorize those.  Granted 
    that is a knock on the character and not the film -- but in this case the 
    character and the film are completely intertwined. 
    
    Malkovich has a lot of fun 
    with the ostentatious role -- even touching on his late career tendency to 
    mock himself on film (see also: Being John Malkovich) by doing a 
    hysterical monologue as Alan pretending to be Kubrick, telling a tale of how 
    he wanted to make 3001: A Space Odyssey, but the studios wouldn't get 
    behind it because his choice of star -- Malkovich -- was simply not a big 
    enough draw to open a film. 
    
    However, no matter how 
    flamboyantly fun his put-on Kubrick persona may be (and Conway actually 
    plays him a few different ways for different marks), we never get more than 
    a glimpse or two of the real man.  Conway's life is all an act here -- 
    the film does not even really try to impart what pleasure or pain he gets 
    from his ruse, how he feels about it, or any background as to why or how he 
    started.  Instead, we get a long line of gullibles falling hook, line 
    and sinker for the dramatic proclamations and lazy storytelling of a man 
    without ever learning what goes on behind those shifty eyes.  
     (3/07)
    Jay 
    S. Jacobs
	
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    Posted: March 17, 2007.